Some interesting things I found with WinASCII
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GDI.EXE
00009092:MicroSoft (c) 1989 - This is an awesome engine font!!

USER.EXE
00001AE9:WINOLDAPPHACKOMATICB  ;I think this is probably undocumented <g>

ARIAL.FOT ;TrueType font
0000048A:Bart sez: Dont have a cow, man.  ;This phrase is in all TrueType fonts

TETRIS.EXE
00000710:Damn Bitchin Tetris Game